February 2012
africans:
everyone i follow is a girl until i find out they’re a boy
pjxel:
To give that recipe an extra kick, try substituting cocaine for flour
beyoncebeytwice:
when i grow up i want to be one of the “to catch a predator” decoys
Me: Damn, this shower is cold.
Me: *turns the knob up a teeny amount*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: ... *turns it up a fraction of an inch more*
Shower:
Shower:
Shower:
Me: *a millimeter more*
Shower: I AM KRAKATOA FEEL MY LAVA WRATH
Me: ASDFJLKAJECJALMEIOMWZ
Reblog if you've never seen a White person in real...
hyperbolequeen:
serious question what did cave women do when they got their period
segregaytion:
columbine drinking game: take a shot everytime you see a student
1612th:
its so funny when white people make jokes about white people
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
nucleur:
TO THE REFRIGERATOR
Lets make cory the most reblogged picture on...