Hi, I'm Gabrielle! 18, Boston, college in NY. I dance and contort and other weird stuff. Also, I work with monkeys so GET AT ME. I love sunsets, long walks on the beach, and world peace. HAHA just kidding. If you couldn't tell, I think I'm really funny. If you think I am too, facebook me! Actually don't, because I'd be creeped out. Don't believe it when people say they want you to facebook chat them. I say it too, but it's still creepy. Chat your mom instead, she's supposed to talk to you.
iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

(via passingrealities)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

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  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
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  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT