Hi, I'm Gabrielle! 18, Boston, college in NY. I dance and contort and other weird stuff. Also, I work with monkeys so GET AT ME. I love sunsets, long walks on the beach, and world peace. HAHA just kidding. If you couldn't tell, I think I'm really funny. If you think I am too, facebook me! Actually don't, because I'd be creeped out. Don't believe it when people say they want you to facebook chat them. I say it too, but it's still creepy. Chat your mom instead, she's supposed to talk to you.
bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

(via fivegum)

awwww-cute:

She saw the kids playing on it and now she meows until you rock her

awwww-cute:

She saw the kids playing on it and now she meows until you rock her

(via ianoshea)

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

sassykardashian:

IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES

(Source: sassykardashian, via holiestshit)